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THE CHILD CATCHER TEA TOWEL
THE CHILD CATCHER TEA TOWEL
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The Child Catcher Tea Towel – Delightfully Sinister Nostalgia for Your Kitchen! 🍭😈
“Lollipops! ..And all free today!” 🎪 If you grew up mildly traumatised by Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, this Child Catcher tea towel is the perfect way to bring a touch of eerie 60s cinema nostalgia to your kitchen. Featuring one of the most unsettling yet iconic villains in British film history, this design is for those who like their homeware with a side of dark humour.
🎠 Perfect for the Mischievously Twisted…
Whether you’re drying dishes or plotting a theatrical escape from Vulgaria, this tea towel is a unique gift for cult film fans, gothic home decor lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of cinematic weirdness.
🛒 Get yours now and bring some cult classic creepiness to your kitchen! 🎠✨
✨ Key Features
🖤 Premium Cotton Fabric – Soft, durable & highly absorbent
📏 Generous Size – Approx. 50 x 70 cm for superior dish-drying power
🎭 Digitally Printed in the UK – High-quality print that lasts wash after wash
🫧 Easy Care – Machine washable at 30°C
🎁 Perfect Gift – Ideal for cult movie fans, lovers of the bizarre, and those with a dark sense of humour!
🛍️ Bundle & Save – Any 3 Tea Towels for £30!
Why stop at one? Mix & match any 3 tea towels for just £30 with code 3TEATOWELSFOR30 at checkout. The perfect way to stock up on quirky homeware (or traumatise your guests).
🚚 Fast UK Shipping & Offers
💖 Ships within 1-3 working days
🎗️ Free UK shipping on orders over £50
🍬 Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or film fanatics with a love of the unsettling!
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Great product, but haven’t managed to give the gift we bought for a friend as she is too scared of the child catcher to accept it.
Thanks for a great item and the very quick posting.
Gorgeous item and the perfect gift. Super fast delivery. Thank you x
I bought this as an extra gift for my sister as she used to get absolutely terrified of the childcatcher in chatty chatty bang bang! Her reaction when she opened it was priceless - a fear/hilarity combo which she managed to recover from! It is now proudly on the oven door but not sure how long for as she swears the eyes follow her around the kitchen! A great gift, thanks.
Bought for a gift and my friend loved it
Fantastic product ❤️
